The author of the following is unknown to me.
I liked it, so I borrowed it.
I only corrected typos in the version I received.
or
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You are not particularly romantic, but you are in interested in
action. You mean business. With you, what one sees is what one gets. You
have no patience for flirting and can't be bothered with someone who is
trying to be coy, cute, demure, and subtly enticing. You are an up-front
person. When it comes to sex, it's action that counts, not obscure
hints. Your mate's physical attractiveness is important to you. You find
the chase and challenge of the 'hunt' invigorating. You are passionate and
sexual, as well as being much more adventurous than you appear; however,
you do not go around advertising these qualities. Your physical needs are
your primary concern.
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You give off vibes of lusty sensuality. You enjoy being romanced,
wined and dined. You are happy to receive gifts as an expression of the
affection of your lover. You want to be pampered and know how to pamper
your mate. You are private in your expression of endearments,
particularly when it comes to lovemaking. You will hold off until your
lover is satisfied. You can control your appetite and abstain from sex, if
need be. You require new sensations and experiences. You are willing to
experiment.
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You are a very social individual, and it is important to you to have
a relationship. You require closeness and togetherness. You must be able
to talk to your sex partner before, during, and after. You want the object
of your affection to be socially acceptable and good-looking. You see
your lover as a friend and companion. You are very sexual and sensual,
needing someone to appreciate and almost worship you. When this cannot
be achieved, you have the ability to go for long periods without sexual
activity. You are an expert at controlling your desires and doing without.
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Once you get it into your head that you want someone, you move full
steam ahead in pursuit. You do not give up your quest easily. You are
nurturing and caring. If someone has a problem, this turns you on. You
are highly sexual, passionate, loyal, and intense in your involvements,
sometimes possessive and jealous. Sex to you is a pleasure to be enjoyed.
You are stimulated by the eccentric and unusual, having a free and open
attitude.
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Your greatest need is to talk. If your date is not a good listener,
you have trouble relating. A person must be intellectually stimulating or
you are not interested sexually. You need a friend for a lover and a
companion for a bedmate. You hate disharmony and disruption, but you do
enjoy a good argument once in a while, as it seems to stir things up. You
flirt a lot, for the challenge is more important than the sexual act for
you. But once you give your heart away, you are uncompromisingly loyal.
When you don't have a good lover to fall asleep with, you will fall
asleep with a good book. (Sometimes, in fact, you prefer a good book.)
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You are idealistic and romantic, putting your lover on a pedestal.
You look for the very best mate you can find. You are a flirt, yet once
committed, you are very loyal. You are sensuous, sexual, and privately
passionate. Publicly, you can be showy, extravagant, and gallant. You
are a born romantic. Dramatic love scenes are a favorite fantasy pastime.
You can be a very generous lover.
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You are fastidious, seeking perfection within yourself and your
lover. You respond to a lover who is your intellectual equal or
superior, and one who can enhance your status. You are sensuous and
know how to reach the peak of erotic stimulation, because you work at
it meticulously. You can be extremely active sexually - that is, when
you find the time. Your duties and responsibilities take precedence
over everything else. You may have difficulty getting emotionally close
to a lover, but no trouble at getting close sexually.
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You seek a mate who can enhance your reputation and your earning
ability. You will be very generous to your lover, once you have attained
a commitment. Your gifts are actually an investment in your partner.
Before the commitment, though, you tend to be frugal in your spending
and dating habits, and equally cautious in your sexual involvements.
You are a sensual and patient lover.
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You have a great need to be loved, appreciated... even worshipped.
You enjoy luxury, sensuality, and pleasures of the flesh. You look for
lovers who know what they are doing. You are not interested in amateurs,
unless that amateur wants a tutor. You are fussy and exacting about
having your desires satisfied. You are willing to experiment and try new
modes of sexual expression. You bore easily and, thus, require sexual
adventure and change. You are more sensual than sexual, but you are
sometimes downright lustful.
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You are blessed with a great deal of physical energy. When you use
that energy for love-making, nothing can stop you, except maybe the
stamina of your partner. (You could have danced all night.) You respond
to the thrill of the chase and the challenge of the mating game. You can
carry on great romances in your head. At heart, you are a roamer and
need to set out on your own every so often. You will carry on long-distance
relationships with ease. You are idealistic and need to believe in love.
The sex act seems to satisfy a need to be nurtured deep within.
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You are secretive, self-contained, and shy. You are very sexy,
sensual, and passionate, but you do not let on to this. Only in
intimate privacy will this part of your nature reveal itself. When
it gets down to the nitty-gritty, you are an expert. You know all
the little tricks of the trade, can play any role or any game, and you
take your love life very seriously. You don't fool around. You have
the patience to wait for the right person to come along.
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You can be very romantic and attached to the glamour of love.
Having a partner is of paramount importance to you. You are free in
your expression of love and are willing to take chances, try new sexual
experiences and partners, provided it's all in good taste. Brains turn
you on. You must feel that your partner is intellectually stimulating,
otherwise you will find it difficult to sustain the relationship. You
require loving, cuddling, wining and dining to know that you are being
appreciated.
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You are emotional and intense. When involved in a relationship, you
throw your entire being into it. Nothing stops you - there are no holds
barred. You are all-consuming and crave someone who is equally
passionate and intense. You believe in total sexual freedom. You are
willing to try anything and everything. Your supply of sexual energy
is inexhaustible. You also enjoy mothering your mate.
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You may appear innocent, unassuming, and shy; but we know that
appearances can lie. When it comes to sex, you are no novice, rather
something of a skilled technician. You can easily go to extremes,
though, running the gamut from insatiability to boredom with the whole
idea of sex. You can be highly critical of your mate, seeking
perfection in both of you. It is not easy to find someone who can meet
your standards. You have difficulty expressing emotions and drawing
close to lovers.
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You are very interested in sexual activities, yet secretive and
shy about your desires. You can rechannel much of your sexual energy
into making money and/or seeking power. You can easily have extended
periods of celibacy. You are a passionate, compassionate, sexual
lover, requiring the same qualities from your mate. Sex is serious
business; thus you demand intensity, diversity, and are willing
to try anything or anyone. Sometimes your passions turn to
possessiveness, which must be kept in check.
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You are very conscious of social proprieties. You wouldn't think
of doing anything that might harm your image or reputation. Appearances
count. Therefore, you require a good-looking partner. You also require
an intelligent partner. Oddly enough, you may view your partners as your
enemy... a good fight stimulates those sex vibes. You are relatively
free of sexual hang-ups. You are willing to experiment and try new
ways of doing things. You are very social and sensual; you enjoy
flirting and need a good deal of physical gratification.
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You require constant activity and stimulation. You have tremendous
physical energy. It is not easy for a partner to keep up with you,
sexually or otherwise. You are an enthusiastic lover and tend to be
attracted to people of other ethnic groups. You need to romance, hearts
and flowers, and lots of conversation to turn you on and keep you going.
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You are a no-nonsense, action-oriented individual. You need
someone who can keep pace with you and who is your intellectual equal -
the smarter the better. You are turned on more quickly by a great mind
than by a great body. However, physical attractiveness is very important
to you. You have to be proud of your partner. You are privately very
sexy, but you do not show this outwardly. If your new lover is not all
that great in bed, you are willing to serve as teacher. Sex is important;
you can be a very demanding playmate.
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For you, it is business before pleasure. If you are in any way
bothered by career, business, or money concerns, you find it very hard
to relax and get in the mood. You can be romantically idealistic, to a
fault, and are capable of much sensuality. But you never lose control of
your emotions. You are very careful and cautious before you give your
heart away - and your body, for that matter. Once you make the
commitment, though, you stick like glue.
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You are very sensitive, private, and sexually passive; you like a
partner who takes the lead. You get turned on by music, soft lights,
and romantic thoughts. You fantasize and tend to fall in and out of
love. When in love, you are romantic, idealistic, mushy, and extremely
chargeable. You enjoy having your senses and your feelings stimulated,
titillated, and teased. You are a great flirt. You can make your
relationships fit your dreams, all in your own head.
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You are enthusiastic and idealistic when in love. When not in love,
you are in love with love, always looking for someone to adore. You see
romance as a challenge. You are a roamer, needing adventure, excitement,
and freedom. You deal in potential relationships. You enjoy giving gifts
and enjoy seeing your mate look good. Your sex drive is strong and you
desire instant gratification. You are willing to put your partner's
pleasures above your own.
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You are individualistic, and you need freedom, space, and excitement.
You wait until you know someone well before committing yourself. Knowing
someone means psyching them out. You feel a need to get into their head
to see what makes them tick. You are attracted to eccentric types.
Often there is an age difference between you and your lover. You respond
to danger, thrills, and suspense. The gay scene turns you on, even
though you yourself may not be a participant.
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You are very proud, determined, and you refuse to take "No" for an
answer when pursuing love. Your ego is at stake. You are romantic,
idealistic, and often in love with love itself, not seeing your partner
as he or she really is. You feel deeply and throw all of yourself
into your relationships. Nothing is too good for your lover. You enjoy
playing love games.
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You need constant stimulation because you bore quickly. You can
handle more than one relationship at a time with ease. You can't
shut off your mind. You talk while you make love. You can have the
greatest love affairs, all by yourself, in your own head.
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You are sexual, sensual, and very independent. If you can't have
it your way, you will forgo the whole thing. You want to control your
relationships, which doesn't always work out too well. You respond to
physical stimulation, enjoy necking and spending hours just touching,
feeling, and exploring. However, if you can spend your time making
money, you will give up the pleasures of the flesh in a moment. You
need to prove to yourself and your partner what a great lover you are.
You want feedback on your performance. You are an open, stimulating,
romantic bedmate.
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You are very romantic, idealistic, and somehow you believe that to
love means to suffer. You wind up serving your mate or attracting
people who have unusual troubles. You see yourself as your lover's
savior. You are sincere, passionate, lustful, and dreamy. You can't
help falling in love. You fantasize and get turned on by movies and
magazines. You do not tell others of this secret life, nor of your sexual
fantasies. You are easily aroused sexually.
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Changes last made on: Sat Nov 28 16:15:00 1998